I DIRECT MIDGET PORN Helmet Sticker 🎬😈

For the rider with a sense of humor as bold as their throttle hand, the I DIRECT MIDGET PORN Helmet Sticker brings all the sarcasm and swagger you can handle. It’s cheeky, unapologetic, and guaranteed to make people look twice—because you’ve got the kind of imagination that doesn’t play by the rules.

The Breakdown
🎬 Durable Vinyl Construction – Weatherproof and fade-resistant to stay bold through every ride.
🇺🇸 Made In The USA – Built with top-quality materials for long-lasting laughs and attitude.
📏 Perfect Size – 1" x 3.5" — subtle enough to fit anywhere, bold enough to get noticed.
😈 Playfully Defiant Message – “I DIRECT MIDGET PORN” — because your sense of humor doesn’t come with a filter.
🔥 For The Bold & Unapologetic – Perfect for riders who like their jokes raw and their rides even rougher.

Stick it, laugh loud, and let ‘em know you’re starring in your own kind of chaos.